Fuck Yeah Ryland Duncan

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I understand that the silly part of this picture is meant to be the anime girl but what the hell is tupac wearing

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I want to be friends with this cute baby

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magnesiumqueen:

This has been sitting on my phone for over 2 years and I’m just now putting it online.

Here’s my friend Jason’s birthday song to Ryland on his 20th.

44 days until we meet again.

Fun fact: almost everyone who was in the room when this was recorded is now dead

cptfunk:

fuckyeahhardfemme:

amorousoutlaw:

Marry me.

that shit is fuckin gold

WAIT. Bridget! Ryland! Corbin! The grafitti at Evergreen! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

!!!!!

It manifested in real life!!

catdoak:

Well that was hard to make

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butt-punx:

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skepticamongthefaithful:

kemetically-afrolatino:

source 1; source 2; source 3; source 4; source 5

WELP.

Stop what you are doing.

Read those.

Right now.

I’ll wait.

If you don’t want to read, I’ll explain the key bullet points, but please read them afterwords:

This is not “we didn’t protect him enough.”

This is not “the government screwed up some random detail or accidentally let his killer loose.”

The 111th Military Intelligence had a team taking pictures of his balcony during the assassination.

They brought in a Special Forces 8-Man Sniper Team from the 20th.

Memphis Police withdrew their regular protection detail from him.

A jury of 12 people, six black and six white, found the United States Government guilty of conspiracy to commit murder.

YOUR GOVERNMENT. MY GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT OF, BY, AND FOR THE PEOPLE, SHOT AND KILLED DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING. And the media never reported the case.

MLK was ASSASSINATED. By a government YOU PAY FOR.

I hate those posts where someone tries to pressure you into reblogging. I almost never ask you to reblog.

This shit is important.

Reblog this. I don’t care what kind of blog you have. I don’t care what you normally talk about.

Reblog this.

oh shit

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elishayaffe:

Naomi Watts: You’re not even a real boob. You’re just a side of a real boob.

Side Boob: That hurts my feelings, Naomi.

Naomi Watts: Ugh. Of course it does.  

Side Boob: I just wanted to get some air is all.

Naomi Watts: You wanted to get attention is more like it. Keep this up and I’ll put on a less revealing dress.

Side Boob: No, don’t! Please don’t!! I like it here, what with all the stars. It’s like a dream come true. Did you see George Clooney look at us?

Naomi Watts: He was looking at me, not us.

(Naomi glares at her side boob with enough vitriol to burn a hole in it. A beat.) 

Side Boob: Of course he was. I’m so sorry, Naomi. I didn’t mean to make you upset again. Every day I try my best not to make you upset and it seems like every day I fail. I feel so ashamed. Forgive me, Naomi. Please? Will you forgive me, Naomi?

(A long beat of stone cold silence is followed by the muffled sobs of a saddened side boob.)

End.

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